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jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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(Source: jerkofficial, via cosmic-nine-year-old)

soufflesandbowties:

soufflesandbowties:

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

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ARE YOU

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

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i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

(via oflollipopsandjelloshots)

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

(Source: fucksebastianstan, via cosmic-nine-year-old)

onedollarmahh:

hero-honeylemon:

royalturkeyz:

setting realistic goals for my future

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And he fucking gets his castle

Unlike Hans

OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH

(Source: pandoricaponds, via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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(via oflollipopsandjelloshots)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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(via lightemupfangirl)

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)