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i laughed too hard at this.

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Timestamp: 1413892763


I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

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i swear some people on here will just hate literally anything they see is somewhat popular

"i hate flower crowns"

"i hate a harmless book ive never read"

"i hate this word"

"i hate when people use this emoticon"

"i hate when people have fun"

like holy shit go outside and pet a dog and smell a flower or something jfc

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  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

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trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 


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I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

(Source: leucobryumflora, via hiddleswife)

  • *favourite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*


Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

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Timestamp: 1413892276


no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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