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ohcorny:

satancat666iscool:

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

You all relize women can just be as bad as man so all of shut the fuck up

cry some fuckin more

(Source: ohcoroner, via abaddonlives)

Timestamp: 1412192372

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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(via i-loki-you)

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

(via i-loki-you)

buckythepumpkinking:

hawkbishop:

It has also been confirmed from the directors that the next movie will explore more about the convoluted relationship between Steve Rogers (Capt. America) and Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier); as well as addressing the identity issues of Bucky.

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i will die of dehydration in the theater when all the water leaves my body in the form of tears

(via i-loki-you)

  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via fake-mermaid)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via i-loki-you)

whatbethsays:

yes but consider this for your otp:

  • being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
  • rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
  • drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
  • "are we both robbing the same house oh fuck" AU
  • growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
  • mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU

(via becausenutellathatswhy)