when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful
i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like
Have you ever seen two nerds together?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?
Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.
Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.
setting realistic goals for my future
And he fucking gets his castle
OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH
how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp